Victory is mine...sort of

Today someone defaced the "Liberal" bumper sticker on my car. This enterprising person - who apparently always has a Sharpie at the ready - scrawled "Ahole" on the sticker. Actually, they have really bad handwriting (or maybe carpal tunnel syndrome from frequent acts of vandalism), so it looks like they wrote "Ahold."

Yeah, I should count myself lucky that the Ahole who wrote "Ahole" didn't do worse worse to my gas-sucking Japanese car, but I'm just going to enjoy the fact that I struck a chord with them.

I'm proud that my sticker provoked a strong reaction. I'm equally pleased that their, er, penmanship is so bad that the commentary sort of loses something. Hey, if you are going to deface my bumper sticker, print legibly and clearly and have your Ahole friend check your work.

And, just as Ultra Conservative Aholes blame everything vaguely and vehemently on "Those Damn Liberals" and "Bill" and "Hillary," I'm going to blame this squarely on the nefarious influences of Ronald Reagan. Makes no sense, huh?! Well, there you go. All politics is logical.

Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal. Liberal.